- Nymphomanic: Vol. I
a condition, state or delusion in which things appear more beautiful than they really are
- Gabourey Sidibe
Anonymous asked: What do you call a girlfriend who doesn't "feel like" fucking for almost two months? A ROOMMATE!
What do you call a partner who probably isn’t satisfying their girlfriend’s emotional needs to the point where she isn’t turned on by them anymore because they don’t understand that arousal starts way outside of the bedroom? YOU.